The Poolie Bunker

Been sorting out my bunker and looked in the bottom drawers of a unit and discovered a radio controlled Tiger Tank, I thought was long gone.
It’s 18” long and 12” wide…with a gun that recoils and fires pellets…I remember blocking the end of the muzzle to keep the lads causing damage..
It wasn’t working but the big battery pack was put on charge and there was a wiring fault on the control handset but a bit of soldering sorted that out.
Turned it on and it worked…so had to give it a test drive…..brilliant till the dogs spotted it through the the glass doors out onto the garden, all hell breaks loose as they come out unable to cope with this thing…then the wife appeared and I was ordered to turn it off…Wimmin