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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Nov 28, 2025 5:33 pm

.. you'd fancy doing, for me I'd fancy being a "sleep expert" at Dormeo, you know that mattress firm who advertise ont' telly. Always makes me laugh their adverts, we've given our mattresses an 18 year guarantee and have 52 sales per year that finish every Monday night

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 40908

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

.. you'd fancy doing, for me I'd fancy being a "sleep expert" at Dormeo, you know that mattress firm who advertise ont' telly. Always makes me laugh their adverts, we've given our mattresses an 18 year guarantee and have 52 sales per year that finish every Monday night

….and the adverts go on for fecking eternity :angry-screaming:

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Nov 28, 2025 6:02 pm

Pools manager?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Nov 28, 2025 6:24 pm

Labour advisor?

PTID · **Joined:** Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:07 pm **Posts:** 6154

Customer Services employee, or Media spokesperson - both at HUFC.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 40908

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Labour advisor?

There are certain similarities to Labour ….
the same old script,
expensive,
Bangs on a bit,
makes you want to turn off,
put’s you to sleep,
promises the Earth,

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 23139

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

.. you'd fancy doing, for me I'd fancy being a "sleep expert" at Dormeo, you know that mattress firm who advertise ont' telly. Always makes me laugh their adverts, we've given our mattresses an 18 year guarantee and have 52 sales per year that finish every Monday night

being a matress tester would do me, ay least i,d get paid for my hobby, sleeping.

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