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 Post subject: I have this theory about our managers.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 6:36 pm 
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They stay for a period then disappear…could it be that in a top secret lab under the Vic, their DNA is removed and the manager discarded…..and their assorted DNA’s combined to build …..Super Manager….. to promote us to eternal glory…or possibly not.
Just a thought :lol:

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A reincarnation Brian Clough?

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We’d end up with Billy the Fish…I blame the Fish Quay fumes drifting over.

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Snowy wrote:
They stay for a period then disappear…could it be that in a top secret lab under the Vic, their DNA is removed and the manager discarded…..and their assorted DNA’s combined to build …..Super Manager….. to promote us to eternal glory…or possibly not.
Just a thought :lol:

you should write a book based on pools.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2025 1:42 pm 
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I’m convinced there’s an industrial complex under Pools in true 007 style with monorails n stuff…and loads of gold ingots….. Piranha fish in tanks, rockets, men in orange boiler suits with machine guns and crazy scientists in lab coats with slide rules and clip boards discussing things near the nuclear war heads …or possibly not.

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Snowy wrote:
I’m convinced there’s an industrial complex under Pools in true 007 style with monorails n stuff…and loads of gold ingots….. Piranha fish in tanks, rockets, men in orange boiler suits with machine guns and crazy scientists in lab coats with slide rules and clip boards discussing things near the nuclear war heads …or possibly not.

but all without a pussy galore.


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accrington fan wrote:
Snowy wrote:
I’m convinced there’s an industrial complex under Pools in true 007 style with monorails n stuff…and loads of gold ingots….. Piranha fish in tanks, rockets, men in orange boiler suits with machine guns and crazy scientists in lab coats with slide rules and clip boards discussing things near the nuclear war heads …or possibly not.

but all without a pussy galore.


Some of Bond’s films reflect Pools history..

Dr No Chance
From Rochdale with Love
Goalfinger
Blunderball
You only score once
On his Rajesty’s Secret Service
Live and let lose
The Fans who loved me
Licenced to score
The Conference is not enough
Win another Day
For Poolies eyes only
Monnraker/Pisstaker


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and a few film titles. in a lonely place. night to remember. all quiet on the western front, easy money, go west {hartlepool} young man, campbells kingdom, and the best ever tv programme singh something simple


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