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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Barrymore puns
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:26 pm 
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Me and me mates were debating what he may be charged with:

Arsault and Bottery

Grevious Bottomley Harm

Breach of the (ring) Peace

Any more for any more?

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Spunkk and disorderly :shock:

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Someone came up with a theory about what might have happened:

The poor bloke was running round the pool naked in the dark, when he slipped and landed backside first on one of those 'Caution - Slippery Surface' cones right up to the brim.

He then fell sideways off it into the pool, where he was found the next morning.

Mr Mutley, do you think this a likely swimming pool scenario?

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...any chance of an assbo..?

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poolieinnottingham wrote:
Someone came up with a theory about what might have happened:

The poor bloke was running round the pool naked in the dark, when he slipped and landed backside first on one of those 'Caution - Slippery Surface' cones right up to the brim.

He then fell sideways off it into the pool, where he was found the next morning.

Mr Mutley, do you think this a likely swimming pool scenario?



bang goes my assumption that he was drugged, bummed and murdered confised

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Micheal Barrymore was asked if he would like to do panto again this year,he declined saying he done ALADIN 4 years ago and has never heard the last of it. rolfl :roll:

Get it, done a lad in. stpid

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MutleyRules
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poolymad wrote:
Micheal Barrymore was asked if he would like to do panto again this year,he declined saying he done ALADIN 4 years ago and has never heard the last of it. rolfl :roll:

Get it, done a lad in. stpid


Our kid sent me that one!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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MutleyRules
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
Someone came up with a theory about what might have happened:

The poor bloke was running round the pool naked in the dark, when he slipped and landed backside first on one of those 'Caution - Slippery Surface' cones right up to the brim.

He then fell sideways off it into the pool, where he was found the next morning.

Mr Mutley, do you think this a likely swimming pool scenario?


It happens at least twice a week at the baths!!!! :sweeeet: :grin:
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When interviewing Barrymore the Police said to him "Michael, how come there are no ashtrays in this house when we know you are a smoker?"

Barrymore replied "I put all my fags out in the pool".

Bum, bum
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Cheers m8 - the spirit of Bernard Manning lives on....
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Well the latest news is that Barrymore has now been asked to star in a new sitcom....its called Only Pools & Corpses

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Yeah thats it now, I'm fagged out :roll:
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Yea! but he can't be @rsed.

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