Jeremy Kyle show

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2007 9:50 am

I never get to watch daytime tv bevause of work but im watching the 'jeremy kyle' show now. The bloke is like Jack Bauer, hes angry as f*** and just shouts at the guests. Who needs Jerry Springer

Salty · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2007 10:15 am

just been watching this too

the way Jezza built that bridge between the smackhead and his lass who he kicked the shit out of and her mam, wow! what can I say?
in that small moment in time I felt humbled and privileged to have seen it.
jezza is a moral beacon in a sea of manky humanity, a man we should treasure and respect.

Sir Jezza, I salute you!

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Salty wrote:

just been watching this too

the way Jezza built that bridge between the smackhead and his lass who he kicked the shiit out of and her mam, wow! what can I say?
in that small moment in time I felt humbled and privileged to have seen it.
jezza is a moral beacon in a sea of manky humanity, a man we should treasure and respect.

Sir Jezza, I salute you!

Today was my 1st time of watching and that Scouse motormouth done my crust in, Scouse must be the worst accent in the world and all scouse babies should have their mouths superglued together at birth.

Jonny · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2007 2:42 pm

Scouse is no where near as bad as Brummie.... I actually quite like the dirty scouse accent on a chick.....

Spender · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2007 4:36 pm

I think he's a pompous twat who needs a good kicking. Has he ever stuck the knife into a woman on there ?? No he bloody well hasnt whatever they've been up to!! Plays to the crowd every time and the crowd is birds and gay men. :evil:

Salty · **Posted:** Tue May 29, 2007 11:52 am

Pooliekev wrote:

I think he's a pompous tw@t who needs a good kicking. Has he ever stuck the knife into a woman on there ?? No he bloody well hasnt whatever they've been up to!! Plays to the crowd every time and the crowd is birds and gay men. :evil:

take that back this INSTANT! hey,hey! I'M TALKING NOW!!!
You Sir, clearly are a BULLY to have a go at Sir Jezza with NO POSSIBLE [pause] means...for [pause] RECALL!! I say to you that you go home or backstage and talk to my qualified team of councillors and take a long hard look at yourself and THINK about what you're doing to the other members OF THIS [pause] COMMUNITY!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Tue May 29, 2007 12:59 pm

If he walks in the PK household and starts his pomposity he gets a free slap.

It's the seedy underbelly of society entertaining the seedy underbelly of society and Jeremy Kyle is the seediest little bounder of them all. They should wait until the whole thing is underway, roll a few grenades in and then go in shooting from the hip with Heckler and Koch's to clean the whole sorry mess up. :evil:

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