The Poolie Bunker

A scouser was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar
in the Hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an
old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white
plaits,wrinkled face. 'Who's he?' said the scouser.

'That's the Memory Man.' said the bartender. 'He knows everything. He
can remember any fact. Go and try him out.'
So the scouser goes over, and thinking he won't know about English
Football, asks 'Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?'

'Liverpool' replies the Memory Man.
'Who did they beat?'
'Leeds' was the reply.
'And the score?'
'2-1'
'Who scored the winning goal?'
'Ian St. John' was the old man's reply.

The scouser was knocked out by this and told everyone about the Memory
Man When he got back home. A few years later he went back to the USA
and tried To find the Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and
sitting in the same seat was the old Indian only this time he was older and more wrinkled.
The scouser decided to greet the Indian in his native
tongue.

He approached him and said 'How'.

The Memory man replied.....'Diving header in the six yard box.'