Mr I wrote:
Ensure that you go to the toilet before you attend the match. In order to use the WC within the ground you will need a sample of urine from both the Accrington and Notts County games. If you require any more than liquid relief then a sample of your stools from your most recent visit to the cubicle at any of the last six home games will be required.
I've asked a mate and getting it off her for the game.
She said do you want me to poo on your chest, I presume this is some sort of new 'craze'? I declined!
Be careful if you are stood up too, they watch you on video and nab you when you go to the Water Chamber and 'hoy' you out! Oh dear!
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