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Mr Ripper
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With the way the weather is nowadays it will be snowing in August soon.

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offshorepoolie wrote:
Sorry about doubling up!

A touch of the SNOWYS?

:shock: :shock:
KEEP MY SEX LIFE OUT OF IT :shock: ..... as for the recruiting figures, what did they think the army does, it's not all water skiing in Cyprus. :roll:
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Andy Dibbles Piles
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Snowy wrote:
offshorepoolie wrote:
Sorry about doubling up!

A touch of the SNOWYS?

:shock: :shock:
KEEP MY SEX LIFE OUT OF IT :shock: ..... as for the recruiting figures, what did they think the army does, it's not all water skiing in Cyprus. :roll:


It's not ANY water-skiing in Cyprus. They're supposed to get two years between active service missions and currently they're getting 5/6 weeks. Another Blair fruck up. He just assumes we've got troops you can pull off a tree and sent where George Bush wants them.

OOhhh me arse..... :oops:

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Andy Dibbles Piles wrote:
Snowy wrote:
offshorepoolie wrote:
Sorry about doubling up!

A touch of the SNOWYS?

:shock: :shock:
KEEP MY SEX LIFE OUT OF IT :shock: ..... as for the recruiting figures, what did they think the army does, it's not all water skiing in Cyprus. :roll:


It's not ANY water-skiing in Cyprus. They're supposed to get two years between active service missions and currently they're getting 5/6 weeks. Another Blair fruck up. He just assumes we've got troops you can pull off a tree and sent where George Bush wants them.

OOhhh me arse..... :oops:
....was he worth it? :oops:
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Andy Dibbles Piles
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It's a week of living on cheese and chocolate........ :(

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Andy Dibbles Piles wrote:
It's a week of living on cheese and chocolate........ :(
After that for a week you'll look and move like a bin liner full of yoghurt!
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Cornelious Atweasle wrote:
I lost a stone in 10 days using the maple syrup diet. Now I look like Beyonce. I do. :shock:
YOU'VE CHANGED COLOUR :shock: ?
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Snowy
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Cornelious Atweasle wrote:
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I lost a stone in 10 days using the maple syrup diet. Now I look like Beyonce. I do. :shock:
YOU'VE CHANGED COLOUR :shock: ?


You'll fancy me, I've no doubt. :roll:
... have you also developed mammary glands...? :shock:
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Andy Dibbles Piles
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Snowy wrote:
Andy Dibbles Piles wrote:
It's a week of living on cheese and chocolate........ :(
After that for a week you'll look and move like a bin liner full of yoghurt!


That's about right. :(

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I think a photograph of your new friends, for 'reference' purposes, would be appreciated :wink:
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I've seen worse...but not recently :shock:
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Andy Dibbles Piles
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Hello love, what are you doing tomorrow night?? :wink: :wink:

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