A Great song by Wrexham supporters....Declan Swans....'Richard Madeley'!!!!
RICHARD....
MADELEY....
It's often regarded as common belief
That Richard Madeley is an arrogant thief
Now it's accepted as feckin first hand
He won't go in Tescos....
HE'S ALREADY BARRED
For stealing some flowers at £1.99
Along with a litre of sparkling wine
I was stuck in a queue at the local Co-op
Most unexpected he entered the shop
Security cameras detected a threat
He cleverly pilfored....A TUNA BANGUETTE
A Toddler tugging her Grandmothers skirt
Spotted the man who was near the dessert
There's Richard Madeley the guy off the telly
He's chucked down his boxers a Gino Ginelli
The troubled presenter's been cautioned before
Banned from his local convenient store
With daring precision he loaded his jeans
With cereal snacks and a tin of sardines
Dodging through shoppers with devious skill
Taunting a girl....who was sat at the till
His confidence level began to excell
Madeley sped off....'LIKE A FVKCIING GAZELLE....'
Andddd....I know a woman called Judy Finnigin
Her husband's been caught robbin' agin
CID have pulled him in agin
Poor old Judy Fininininini...gin
A decade has passed since her husband was caught
Thieving from Tescos and charges were brought
Richard was stubborn refusing to budge
And won the support of a GULLIBLE JUDGE
The Chief prosecutor later admitted
How the feck did that tvvat get aquitted
There's Richard Madeley the guy off the telly
He's chucked down his boxers a Gino Ginelli
The troubled presenter's been cautioned before
Banned from his local convenient store
'GET OUT'
Andddd....I know a woman called Judy Finnigin
Her husband's been caught robbin' agin
CID have pulled him in agin
Poor old Judy Fininininini...gin
She told of the strain of their wavering marriage
Shameful events in the Texaco Garage
Mooching around on a usual spree
Convincing himself....'THAT THE PETROL WAS FREE'
Staff had recorded the actual dates
When he fled from the forecourt....'WITH FECKIN' FALSE PLATESSsss
There's Richard Madeley the guy off the telly
He's chucked down his boxers a Gino Ginelli
The troubled presenter's been cautioned before
Banned from his local convenient store
'GET OUT'
RICHARD....
MADELEY!!!!
PS....I hope you all read this cos it took me feckin ages to listen and write at the same time!!!! 
PPS....It sounds better by the band!!!! 
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