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Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:07 am

They just get better.

Body of baby is found on motorway
The body of a baby has been found on the M25 in Hertfordshire.

Metropolitan Police were called to an area near Potters Bar on Tuesday by a lorry driver who stopped on the hard shoulder when his vehicle broke down.

Officers said they found the remains of a baby which had been left naked at the side of the eastbound carriageway of the motorway.

A post-mortem examination will take place on the body later, in an effort to establish the cause of death.

A police spokesman said they were treating the discovery as suspicious.

Suspicious???

You mean it didn't undress, crawl there itself and stop living???? :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:19 pm

you'll have Mr I on the case!!

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:59 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Behave, the boys in blue do a wonderful job.

No they don't. :evil:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:20 pm

twatting bastads the lot of em.....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41281

WELL, there's 4 who failed the entrance exam and turned bitter rolfl

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:27 pm

Snowy wrote:

WELL, there's 4 who failed the entrance exam and turned bitter rolfl

I'd rather eat my own flesh. :evil:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:41 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Behave, the boys in blue do a wonderful job.

Anyone see Ricky Tomlinson in Disappearing Britain on Monday night? His look at the coal mining industry was very good.

And his two-fingered salute to Maggie Twatcher was superb.

has any one read rickys book the raggy arsed thrilantropist? its meant to be a good read if any one has it could i have a lend like :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41281

Pooliekev wrote:

Snowy wrote:

WELL, there's 4 who failed the entrance exam and turned bitter rolfl

I'd rather eat my own flesh. :evil:

..NOW THAT IS SUSPICIOUS :shock:

... by the way Kev, what were they supposed to say, it wasn't suspicious?......... standard phrases that are probably an embarassment to utter thought up by the PC upper echelons... :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:24 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Behave, the boys in blue do a wonderful job.

Anyone see Ricky Tomlinson in Disappearing Britain on Monday night? His look at the coal mining industry was very good.

And his two-fingered salute to Maggie Twatcher was superb.

i knew there was something about you i liked

you can kiss a nun once
you can kiss a nun twice
but you can't get into the HABIT

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:36 pm

Snowy wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Snowy wrote:

WELL, there's 4 who failed the entrance exam and turned bitter rolfl

I'd rather eat my own flesh. :evil:

..NOW THAT IS SUSPICIOUS :shock:

... by the way Kev, what were they supposed to say, it wasn't suspicious?......... standard phrases that are probably an embarassment to utter thought up by the PC upper echelons... :roll:

Perhaps they could have said nowt as the facts baldly speak for themselves. Dead babies don't unsuspiciously end up on the side of the motorway network. Everyone from Sir Ian Blair downwards even through us thicko citizens know that. We don't have to be told. :roll:

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