The Poolie Bunker

Warming up for the derby by calling me on uncovered "smegchops" a "smeghead" and a "skummy skiprat."

Seriously how old is this odious rarf? You'd get laughed at in the playground for such childish craic.

In the words of Kevin Keegan "I'd love it if we beat them!!"

No doubt you'll be reading this Deej, it will a part of your daily checks to see who has a "Deej Obsession"..

I haven't heard smeghead since it was used on Red Dwarf about 10 years ago

He just makes me laugh!

Its like he's waging a one man war against all things Hartlepool, the town, the football club, the Hartlepool public, it doesn't matter to Deej.

I think theres some deep underlying psychological problems that he needs to address. I mean, "scummy skiprats"?, what on earth is all that about? I think i'm correct in beleiving this is a grown man?

i dunno why you's bother with all that sh ite.......
i know he's a prick and its fun to wind him up and that, but i couldnt be arsed

mind i hardly ever go on a darlo MB anyway...

It's because he lived in the town for a few months as a boy - his mam was shacked up with a Poolie, and I think this has given rise to some 'issues' with his personality. I feel sorry for him more than anything else, he is obviously an incredibly unhappy bunny.

It's a shame he tries to make himself feel better by upsetting other people. If he used his energy and intelligence into posting something funny rather than vindictive, the world would be a cannier place, like.

he's a tosser with the worst sense of humour going.

I've been battling with him on the-barrel.co.uk for about 4 years. only cos i'm bored. had a few good rows with his lass on there as well. stupid

Is their lass really a different person?