The Poolie Bunker

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Transfer deadline looms, DW has spent all day on the phone to his f...ing mam asking whats for tea, cos he's not been trying to sign any twat thats for sure.

he'll signs somebody who once kicked a ball and it nearly went in the goal but that was a few yrs ago and he's past he's best but he was all that was left plus I know the lad and he's HONEST

How does honesty make you a good footballer???? surely the virtues you look for are pace strength skill vision. not f...ing honesty

it boils my piss

spot on dw's at the end of his time at the club' just like all the players his bringing in r at the end of ther time at ther previous clubs / we get all the cast offs