The Poolie Bunker

I love removing a foil lid off a yoghurt pot in one go. Sadly more and more yoghurts are produced with plastic lids which don't tear. No satisfaction there any more.

Our lass worked with someone who used to moan about her husband's bedroom habit. This was that he would cut his toenails in bed, line them up in size order on the bedside table, and eat his way through them from the smallest to the largest.

That is fukking disgusting ....

My mates brother used to bite his toenails

Apparently Adolf Hitler used to have loads of weird habits, like lying under glass tables while women did their business on them. Or it may have just been propoganda. I'm sure the Germans made loads of stuff up about Churchill, probably involving cigars.

Hitler never seemed like a Scat fan to me, just a plain old manic dictator

Weird habits are just things other people have. My family think I have loads. But I haven't

But I thought jazz was all the in 30's Berlin?

Not that kind of Scat, as you well know!

My dad always said some types of jazz singing were shit, and I think he has a point.

You know when you take the lid off a new jar of coffee and you're faced with the silver foil covering??

Well instead of ripping it off I have to hit it flat with a spoon until it ruptures, then I can tear it off.

I'm much the same with our cats kecks.

I do that too.

I like the noise.

I get upset if Mrs R opens the new coffee.

The noise the cat makes??

I find it's a bit taxing on the ears but if you wedge some cotton wool in.........

Do you two seriously expect us to believe that your weirdest habit involves mere coffee jars?

My next door neighbour collects dog shite in little bags, well weird

Only right too, if the bastards out my front dont start picking dogs mess up to then i ill be ringing the Environmental services section .

He hasnt got a dog though Timmy

a man's gotta eat

Have spent many a happy hour trying to lick my balls like my little staffie does and i'll keep trying till i do it.

Not as long as you got that belly MOD

it must be an age thing
we the elder statesmen of the board see to share this trait
but i like to slice with a knife clean as a whistle

Where shall I begin................................................