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Mute Witness
 Post subject: New Keeper: Suggestions
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:21 pm 
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Anyone got any suggestions? We obviously need even if it's just cover for ALB.

Championship Keeper's Out of Favour and *possibly* thinking of leaving.
Dimitrios Konstantopoulos, Coventry
Josh Lillis, Scunny
Jake Cole, QPR
Chris Weale, Bristol City
David Forde, Cardiff

Or a lower league keeper,
Danny Potter, Cambridge?

Suggestions?

Please note, most of the keepers mentioned could be shit.
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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: New Keeper: Suggestions
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:02 pm 
Mouldy Old Dough would take some scoring past :wink: :grin:
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: New Keeper: Suggestions
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:35 pm 
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DanielGaunt wrote:
Anyone got any suggestions? We obviously need even if it's just cover for ALB.


Has Budtz gone like? :shock: :grin:


It's the only way Wilson won't play the useless get. :evil:

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: New Keeper: Suggestions
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:33 pm 
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Are you trying to say that Budtz is scared of crosses?
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: New Keeper: Suggestions
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:38 pm 
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Budtz is a 5-a-side keeper.

Maybe they play loads of 5-a-side games in training for him to impress Wilson?

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Mr Irrelevant
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:42 pm 
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So thats alright then, we never have more than five of our team playing.
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Mute Witness
 Post subject: Re: New Keeper: Suggestions
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:45 pm 
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The problem with Butdz is that he does not catch with his hands, he catches with his arms. If you look at any photo of Butdz catching you will see what I mean.
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Mr Ripper
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DanielGaunt wrote:
The problem with Butdz is that he does not catch with his hands, he catches with his arms. If you look at any photo of Butdz catching you will see what I mean.


It's cos he hasn't got any thumbs.

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PJ_Poolie
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:49 pm 
He only ever makes decent saves with his feet/body. Are you sure he has hands at all!?
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Mr Ripper
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Maybe he has wooden arms?

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