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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:46 am 
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AGM statement now online...

http://www.hartlepoolunited.premiumtv.c ... 91,00.html

Very good on the whole, but read the bit in "Player Contracts"- Monkhouse and Leeds anybody? :evil:

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:13 pm 
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ADG wrote:
it was rumoured that Nelson and Monkhouse are off in January.

Imagine this team without Monkhouse, Nelson, and Brown? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bbolt

Of course this is just a rumour, and there is no factual basis behind it..................I hope. :roll:



Nelson to Hull.

Monkhouse to Leeds.

Hopefully Brown will be staying 'til the end of the season.

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:15 pm 
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Mr ADG, Mr Ripper, I've been told this morning that the moon is actually made of cheese, no really, no word of a lie.

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:16 pm 
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I hope it's Cheshire or Wensleydale.

I don't really like many others.

Please tell me it's one of them two.

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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Sorry I don't know any further details, but it's the truth, I'm telling yeah.

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:09 pm 
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Crackers, on this site.

Take your pick :grin: :grin:

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:36 pm 
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ptbap wrote:
Mr ADG, Mr Ripper, I've been told this morning that the moon is actually made of cheese, no really, no word of a lie.



I refuse to accept that statement on the basis that you didn't say FACT in capital letters. The useage of this word in this format is the only way to ensure that the accusation is in fact entirely true.
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P.M.T.
 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:09 pm 
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I see even uncle Ken thinks we played crap against Morecambe and Hereford :shock:
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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P.M.T. wrote:
I see even uncle Ken thinks we played crap against Morecambe and Hereford :shock:


Yeah.

But maybe I'm Uncle Ken.

And so is my bitch ADG

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Oh brilliant, many thanks for blowing the story Mr I. The news was spreading across the town that the moon is made of cheese, Mr Ripper and Mr ADG has swung the old girls network into action, now they are going to look stoopid, again!



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ptbap wrote:
Mr ADG, Mr Ripper, I've been told this morning that the moon is actually made of cheese, no really, no word of a lie.



I refuse to accept that statement on the basis that you didn't say FACT in capital letters. The useage of this word in this format is the only way to ensure that the accusation is in fact entirely true.

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