Richard M. Head wrote:
Is the whole of the E. Midlands population a cross between the cast of the Hills Have Eyes and the cast of the Name of the Rose? The crowds I saw in EM airport this morning waiting for flights to Faro, Girona, and Palma looked like they were. If I was a Spaniard or Portuguese I'd be hiding under the table till they went.
Fook me I thought the knees-up, fish-and-chip eating, "England"-sweat-shirt wearing Costa Brava crowd died out years ago.
P.S. they aren't half going to be happy when they see what weather their cheap flight has led them too.

Sounds like you've been invaded by the Mansfield and Derby contingent. A sort of undeveloped Horden mob.