The Poolie Bunker

Like a beady eyed thug

and he's a crap footballer

He's the sort of player you want in your side
and not playing against you.

Terrific leader

He may be a 'terrific leader', but lets face facts, he is another vastly overrated England player, who when it comes to the crunch on the world stage, looks decidedly average

There was something in the paper the other week comparing the captains of Englands rugby union, football and cricket teams.

I couldn't believe that Terry gets paid three times as much a year as the other two put together.

That's not just down to John Terry, that applies to footballers in general,
most a lot worse than him

He's got a good face for radio

He looks all right to me

I personally prefer a drop of the 'Irish'

He's the best defender England have and without him in the side both Chelsea and England look cr"p.

Pea hearted pussy

He also waxes his chest
He’s also VASTLY overrated
And a pussy
And he's crap
With his eyes too close together

I wonder why birds fancy him

Is it
A: His charm
B: His wit
C: his outstanding displays at the heart of the England defence
Or 4 the fact he earns £60000 a week

As Peter Crouch recently said, when asked what he would be if not a professional footballer, he answered 'a virgin'

so, in conclusion, you don't rate him then

I thought he earned 130k a week.

Well there you go Tim, he is a bigger bounder then I though

And he waxes, WAXES for feck sake....

The tvvat

Well there you go Tim, he is a bigger bounder then I though

And he waxes, WAXES for feck sake....


You would have to pay me more than 130k to wax my baboonesque skin .

He's certainly NOT England captain material.... not like this chap was....

... a gentleman among players....

Yes, John is a bit lacking in what you might call celtic charm
Are you an Irish lady yourself, Chrissie?

Family on my Grandma's side originally came over from Ireland first to Widnes, then Gateshead. Also, I was born on St. Patrick's Day (my mum said I was a chatterbox when I was little and must have kissed the Blarney stone at somepoint!!)

Oh well you sound a bit like me then...I'm a heady mix of English, Irish and Scots

My maiden name is 'Pryce' so I think there might be a bit of Welsh in there too

If you were male and a half decent player you'd qualify for the Irish team.

As I'm shorter (and not as fit) as Peter Stringer I don't suppose the Irish team would be interested in me

I am of the belief that with the amount of monet Premier League football clubs are getting the players are rightly so entitled to their fair share of it as it is them that make the football club the success it is.

I know if I was in their shoes id be wanting my share.

Don't you think that the Prem clubs are snaffling a bit too much considering there's 72 other clubs in the country, drawing marginally less crowds than the Prem clubs??