John the Baptist wrote:
chip fireball wrote:
to be fair mr baptist has evolved sufficently to be able to type the letters b n and p into google and join their mailing list.
which i guess is progress.

I would just love to read some evidence which could back up that statement in any way, shape or form

Just got this email, text below.
It's spot on.
A woman wrote the best 'Letter to the Editor' in ages!!
She cuts to the chase and explains things better than all the
rubbish you hear on TV.
Her letter said: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place
across the country protesting the fact that parliament is finally
addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the UK might actually want to protect
its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and,
once here, make it harder (as an illegal immigrant) to stay
indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these
protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Then, when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, 'I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and done the
laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to
do.
I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your
house).
According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must
add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide
other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard
work) because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that
breaking-in part.
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my
friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my
illegal right to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a
nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself.
I'm hard-working and honest, um, except for well, you know.
And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing
only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do
about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an
anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you
can communicate with me!
English is too hard for me to learn. You should also allow me to
vote - in my own language, since I live in your house!
Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?
Only in the UK
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1, 2, 3, 4 John The Baptist knows the score
unsubtle association of seeking asylum with house burgalry ?