Women's Dreams

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:11 pm

Our lass is always having radged dreams, but yesterday she told me one that cracked me up.

She said she was at work with all her colleagues, and they had to play instruments in an orchestra for some unknown reason. She thought she would be on clarinet as she can play a clarinet, but she had to play a violin

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The thing was there was no bow, and she said 'all I could use to play it with was a coping saw, but it broke all the strings.'

About a week ago, she had a dream where we had arranged to meet up for a bit of hide the sausage at a load of outdoor locations, getting there by bicycle. She said 'But I can't ride a bike, I had to push it, so when I finally turned up I was done in and I wasn't in the mood any more.'

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:30 pm

it sounds like the script for one of those weird Channel 4 short fillums, which are on about 3 o'clock in the morning. The Shooting Gallery I think it was called.
I love head-fuckedup-stuff like that.

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3118

I like that stuff to. Yes I'm sure it was the Shooting Gallery, someone used to introduce the short films with an explanation - still never made any sense but nicely weird.

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:15 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Our lass is always having radged dreams, but yesterday she told me one that cracked me up.

She said she was at work with all her colleagues, and they had to play instruments in an orchestra for some unknown reason. She thought she would be on clarinet as she can play a clarinet, but she had to play a violin

.

The thing was there was no bow, and she said 'all I could use to play it with was a coping saw, but it broke all the strings.'

About a week ago, she had a dream where we had arranged to meet up for a bit of hide the sausage at a load of outdoor locations, getting there by bicycle. She said 'But I can't ride a bike, I had to push it, so when I finally turned up I was done in and I wasn't in the mood any more.'

serves her right for eating haggis for supper

Frank_Reid · **Joined:** Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:45 pm **Posts:** 473

Hey Codhead I'll give you eating Haggis for supper.... stpid

poolpower · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:16 am

och eye the noo
shenivva give up her roots mon

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:27 am

That poor girl. She was OK before she went to Gretna

poolpower · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:41 am

must have been the nottingham cannon :sweeeet:

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