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poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 9:38 pm

Please can you tell me why youse lot need so many toiletries?

Ive just looked in our bathroon cabinet which is stuffed to bursting with bottles, tubs, tubes, packets, sachets and packs. All belonging to our lass. half of them are 95% full, the other half unopened.

My contribution to this? Spare razor blades.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 9:45 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

My contribution to this? Spare razor blades.

That she probably uses!

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 9:47 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

My contribution to this? Spare razor blades.

That she probably uses!

& we wouldnt mind if they used them to shave the beaver

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 9:55 pm

Quote:

That she probably uses!

Correct.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 9:57 pm

Quote:

& we wouldnt mind if they used them to shave the beaver

I have to say I'm not a fan of baldy boxes. I like a few spiders legs sticking out.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 10:02 pm

I imagine that a razored clam would need to be kept very smooth, otherwise stubble rash might be a bit of a problem?

leedsRslickers · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 10:45 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Please can you tell me why youse lot need so many toiletries?

Can't speak for mrs PIN but lets just say Lush is my middle name. I just lurve it in that shop and can't resist fetching a bagful of goodies home. Trouble is when you gerrem home they just smell so nice that it almost seems a shame to use them so end up stashing in the bathroom and looking at 'em.

It's called female logic. :sweeeet:

As for shaving the nether regions. Well I can't help but think there's summat almost well.... paedo about it. :shock:

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 12:00 am

GroovyCrimes wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

My contribution to this? Spare razor blades.

That she probably uses!

& we wouldnt mind if they used them to shave the beaver

Like this. stpid

Jonny · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 12:04 am

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

Why did I just KNOW this thread would end up like this???

....I prefer a well-trimmed one rather than bald... rolfl

I think that is definetly the way forward, some women just don't have the gash to have a baldy.......

Jonny · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 12:11 am

Back to the origional thread I think most blokes have a lot of bathroom essentials these days don't they....?

Soap
Razor
Shaving Foam
Shaving Brush
Shower Gel
Shampoo
Aftershave Balm
Aftershave Fragrent
Moisturiser
Hard Wax (for style)
Fudge (for texture)
Gel (for cheapskates)
Nazel scissors
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Toothpicks with floss.

There's probably a couple more thaat I've forgot about as well.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 3:52 am

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

Why did I just KNOW this thread would end up like this???
....I prefer a well-trimmed one rather than bald... rolfl

Oh aye, you need a bit to wipe your feet on...... :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2007 12:36 am

Jonny wrote:

Back to the origional thread I think most blokes have a lot of bathroom essentials these days don't they....?

Soap
Razor
Shaving Foam
Shaving Brush
Shower Gel
Shampoo
Aftershave Balm
Aftershave Fragrent
Moisturiser
Hard Wax (for style)
Fudge (for texture)
Gel (for cheapskates)
Nazel scissors
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Toothpicks with floss.

There's probably a couple more thaat I've forgot about as well.

Piss Off Mr.Jonny....That's Mr.I's Bathroom Cabinet!!!! confised

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