Coffin Drop!?!?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:25 am

What the feck was that all about???? confised

Some dodgy twat cups your balls and asks you to cough!!!! :shock:

Why????

What does it prove or disprove???? confised

I've tried it myself and when I cough I notice feck all!!!! confised

So does anyone know why we had to have our balls in someone elses hand and we had to cough???? confised

I haven't got a feckin' clue me like!!!! confised

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:42 am

I don't know if this helps Muttley,but just found this quote......

The "turn your head and cough" test isn't really a fealing up of twig and berries, it is a search for a hernia. The inguinal canal (that thing your balls decended through just before you were born) is a common place for a hernia to occur. The coughing bit increases abdominal pressure which will make the hernia more pronounced and as for the turn your head bit, well the doc just doesnt want to get coughed in his face. While the spermatic cord does travel though the inguinal canal, women do indeed have an inguinal canal as well. The main difference being the round ligiment of the uterus travels though it instead of the spermatic cord for obvious reasons.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:48 am

Just as a matter of interest if you do have a hernia you will know about it. The pain will be the first indication, and the lump you can push back into your stomach lining around the groin area, were the split has probably occurred, will be the second. The lump being part of your intestines trying to make their escape.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:50 am

Cheers Mr/Mrs.Billingham....that's helped loads!!!! :sweet: :grin:

:sweet:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:51 am

our dog add an hernia ....very painfull.....two ops at 200 notes a time...plus after care.....fooking painful...and he had to be castrated....bloody unuch

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:51 am

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:51 am

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Just as a matter of interest if you do have a hernia you will know about it. The pain will be the first indication, and the lump you can push back into your stomach lining around the groin area, were the split has probably occurred, will be the second. The lump being part of your intestines trying to make their escape.

So if I'm in pain why feel my ballcocks???? confised

And as a 15 year old who's not in pain it makes me more suspicious!!!! :uhoh:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:53 am

mred wrote:

our dog add an hernia ....very painfull.....two ops at 200 notes a time...plus afetr care.....fooking painful...

Luckily when I had mine I was still working for a company with private medical insurance, and got it done for free. :wink:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:53 am

MutleyRules wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Just as a matter of interest if you do have a hernia you will know about it. The pain will be the first indication, and the lump you can push back into your stomach lining around the groin area, were the split has probably occurred, will be the second. The lump being part of your intestines trying to make their escape.

So if I'm in pain why feel my ballcocks???? confised

And as a 15 year old who's not in pain it makes me more suspicious!!!! :uhoh:

there are special clubs for that mutt......they will help..? :uhoh:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:56 am

MutleyRules wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Just as a matter of interest if you do have a hernia you will know about it. The pain will be the first indication, and the lump you can push back into your stomach lining around the groin area, were the split has probably occurred, will be the second. The lump being part of your intestines trying to make their escape.

So if I'm in pain why feel my ballcocks???? confised

And as a 15 year old who's not in pain it makes me more suspicious!!!! :uhoh:

I'm sure the nurse who felt mine when I was 15 was enjoying it as much as I was. It was probably my first sexual encounter. rolfl

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:57 am

mred wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

So if I'm in pain why feel my ballcocks???? confised

And as a 15 year old who's not in pain it makes me more suspicious!!!! :uhoh:

there are special clubs for that mutt......they will help..? :uhoh:

I'm sure the Nun Bucker will have a number I can phone!!!! :sweet: :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:59 am

Our kid always says his went something like this....

Nurse - 'Cough'

Brother Mutley - COUGH

Nurse - That's a big'un'

Brother Mutley - 'Cheers, that's what they all say'!!!!

:grin:

Part P · **Joined:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:45 pm **Posts:** 251

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

mred wrote:

our dog add an hernia ....very painfull.....two ops at 200 notes a time...plus afetr care.....fooking painful...

Luckily when I had mine I was still working for a company with private medical insurance, and got it done for free. :wink:

unforunately my company not got private med cover so im on the never ending waiting list which consists of
go see dr.....wait 3 months
go see surgeon...wait 3 months
x ray ...you have hernia...wait 3 months to go back to see surgeon

only 1 month to go then 3 monyhs to get date for appointment which will get cancelled numerous times i assume banghead

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