The Poolie Bunker

Two weeks ago some little scrote kicked my car and caused £1000 worth of damage.

I was persuaded to go through the police.

Just had a call off the police to say that no further action will be taken as he is a Juvenile and it's his first offence.

I was told don't worry though he has received an official police caution and will be on his file for three years.

I was also told because he admitted the offence this was the only action that could be taken and if he had denied it he would have gone to court and the outcome would have possibly have been different.

I am not allowed his name unless I take out a civil action and that is the end of it.

The way I feel at the moment is if I had taken matters into my own hands I told this PC I would have felt better for it, all being I would be in bother myself.

Fecking justice,WHAT FECKING JUSTICE.

Its not true that was the only action that could be taken. That was certainly the most usual course but not the only one.
You used to be able to get as many cautions (warnings) as possible but obviously by the time you get a few they mean nowt. Now you can only get two.
Usually juveniles get a caution, then a final warning, then the third time they are taken to court and are given a referral order (as long as they plead guilty). Good practice then is to write to the victim (when juvenile is on a referral order) and ask if they want anything, such as work to say sorry, letter of apology etc. The victim can attend a panel and meet the offender to tell them how pissed off they are and the effect the crime has had. I've chaired loads in the past and, as you can imagine, they can be pretty tense, sometimes angry affairs.
Anyway, a young person doesnt have to go through that path (caution, final warning, referral order). If the police deem the crime sufficiently serious they can go straight to final warning or straight to prosecution and court - leading to referral order if they plead guilty or something stronger if they dont. Obviously the hope is that a warning will suffice, and looking at the numbers that carry on to the next stage, it does for a pretty large number.
Having said all that, I'm not surprised you're pissed off. Because, as always, offenders seem to matter more than victims.

So would it be ok for me to go round and wring the little scrotes neck till his eyes pop.

Understandable but dont expect a caution for it.
Keep the eyes and give them back to him afterwards instead of just letting them roll down the road.
That way you might stand a chance of getting a lighter sentence.

Have you finished with that video yet you said I could borrow? Or have you taped over it with that gay porn you were telling me you were into?! :sweet: