I'll give them the benefit of the doubt

"Danny Wilson 7.11.200"
Hang on, the players went down friday, stopped over in a cushty hotel, got up saturday, a nice cooked breakfast, played 90 minutes footy and were back in town by 11pm.
Me..... up at 5.30am, 3 slices toast, 2 weetabix, cup of tea. Trevor arnells transport to darlo station. Train at 8am, london 11am, on the lash at London bridge till 1pm, 90 minutes of footy, back on lash till 7.30, train back to darlo, trevs taxi back to pools for 11pm, on the lash in pool, stagger out of nexus 3am, get to bed at 3.30am.
Back up at 8am sunday morning, painting, cleaning up etc... before our lass gets back from her jaunt away, back up monday morning at 7am for 9-5 shift!!!!
Poor lambs, wish I was a phuqing professional footballer
