...There is a man in China,
who bought a 'leather' chair,
people came from miles around'
to look at it and stare.
The colours controversial,
it's known as 'Yangtse Dung'
the locals all just shake their heads
and tell him he's been done.
All the locals have one,
so the man is not alone,
they're pee soaked damaged surplus stock,
from the local old folks home.
So that explains the smell he said
and the damp patch on my ass,
I'm really gonna have to have,
words with our rass!....
It was YOU who bought a swivel chair,
with camode that didn't fit.
Ever wondered why that 'dado rail'
is brown and smells of....
it is all your own fault
you worksop fool
just wanting to show off
i should chase you back to artrepool
in fact you can sod off
What 'leather' is that colour?,
then the label settled all doubt!
It's made from skin of Winton,
that's it, it's going out!!!!!!
i told you not to buy that chair
you really are a prat
no more offal dumplings for you my lad
you are getting far to fat
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