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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Friday Joke
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:14 am 
But what has all that to do with Cornelius? confised
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Miss Tigga
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Heard that before.
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Miss Tigga
 Post subject: Re: Friday Joke
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:22 am 
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What the Cornelius Atweasle one? :roll:

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Tigga wrote:
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What the Cornelius Atweasle one? :roll:

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lol

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Class joke btw

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why did the chicken cross the playground?

to get to the other slide

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why did the chicken cross the playground?

to get to the other slide

:uhoh:


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Miss Tigga
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why did the chicken cross the playground?

to get to the other slide

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katcha
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:39 pm 
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the eight year old has a mean line in jokes and she shouldnt be dissed

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the eight year old has a mean line in jokes and she shouldnt be dissed

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Lol, ok, so it wasnt your joke then!? :wink:

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Salty
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:59 pm 
I just pee'ed myself a little bit!

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I just pee'ed myself a little bit!



You can get special pills and underwear for that!

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Salty
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:48 pm 
:laugh:
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poolieinnottingham
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A young lad of 8 is playing is with his train set in the living room, doing commentary, station announcements and stuff.

His mam is busy doing the tea, and overhears him say the following:

'The 6.35 train to Doncaster has been delayed by signal failure at Rotherham. We apologise to all passengers, this is the second bloody time this has happened today'.

Followed by:

'Would any passengers for the delayed 6.15 service to Kings Cross hurry the fcuk up and board as it is already half an hour late'.

His mam is disgusted by his language, so gives him a clip round the ear and makes him sit on the naughty step for ten minutes.

He then returns to the front room and starts playing with his trainset again. All seems to be going well until he does another station announcement:

'We apologise to all passengers waiting for the 6.49 service to Crewe. This service has been delayed by the fat twatt in the kitchen'.

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