The Poolie Bunker

Hi I'm chimp choker and i'm up for standing on a poolie pride ticket at the election.

I haven't got through all the posts on this restricted bit of the site so sorry if this has been covered before but I spoke with the council today about how to form a political party. ( I was going to stand as as the totally politically incorrect party) and they guided me to the electoral commission website.


http://www.electoralcommission.org.uk

and there there is a page about registering a new party

http://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/m ... m/news/425

So who am I, My name is Alan Teather, I've been a poolie for 5 years gone boxing day ( and NO I'M NOT a glory supporter, just not interested in football before then) and I with my son and wife are season ticket holders and are home and away supporters. You might have seen me walking a red setter dog round town called tinks ( we were going to call him scotty but he's a red setter and not a shitzu... and as far as I know not got any skeletons in my cuboard although there might be one behind the gas meter.

I used to sell the Monkey biz ( the loud mouthed one) and contribute photo's under the name of old rhinohide ( cos i'm thick skinned and incredibly horney) before work commitments took over.......now ok as I'm closing the business.

Right back to reading the rest of the posts.

Alan