Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
Our Budgie, Snowy, could swim. He used to go "In The Bath" which was a washing-up dish and swim about, he loved it.
WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION... I do not like going in the 'bath' as you call it and I'm pissed off with cuttlefish. The seeds crap, and as for that f*****g mirror...well

SO HOW ABOUT SOME NEW TOYS MR TIGHTARSE...a little round man to knock about would do for starters or even a ladder and a bell would not go amiss...

If you can get round to spending a bit of dosh on the said items, I WON'T HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME COMING ON THIS BOARD....PLUS, I'LL HAVE SOMETHING MORE INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING TO DO WITH MY TIME
