Worst rhymes in a song ever??

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:18 am

'I don't care I have no luck,
I don't miss it all that much'

What a waste :evil:

Danny bloody Wilson....

What's yours??

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:21 am

Happy birthday to you
squashed tomatoes and stew
bread and butter in the gutter
for a monkey like you

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:23 am

yellow belly custard
green snot pie
all mixed in with a dead dog's eye
cat's guts stirred in thick
all washed down with
a cup of cold sick

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:23 am

parmopooly wrote:

yellow belly custard
green snot pie
all mixed in with a dead dog's eye
cat's guts stirred in thick
all washed down with
a cup of cold sick

Blink 182?? :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:25 am

West View, 72

suhari · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:27 am

we had joy we had fun flicking boagys in the sun
but the sun got to hot
and the boagys turn to snot.

confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:43 am

Pardon Mrs Hardin
There's A Texan Bar Wrapper
In Your Garden

Old Town 1978!!!! :grin:

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:51 am

So you did go for the better option. As I said before:

We're heading for Venus, Venus
And maybe they've seen us, seen us!

rolfl

It's probably nowt like that, just my warped imagination.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:02 pm

Hey, what proof do you have it wasn't pronounced symmet-rye in Blake's time eh?

Anyway I'll throw my two pet hate rhymes in (already did this once some time ago)
The first one manages to squeeze TWO awful rhymes into the same chorus!

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more than ever
And in this perfect weather
We'll find a place together

I invariably find myself mentally singing

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more than effer
And in this perfect weffer
We'll find a place togeffer

Then there's the delicious Noosha Fox with her...

To live with Jean-Paul
Her fav'rite Uncle

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:08 pm

said it before saying it again
fr igging orsons red bull / school rhyme

sh ite

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:28 pm

MadJohn wrote:

One from the classics:

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

Makes the Arctic Monkeys' rhyming of "Mondeo" with "say owt" seem almost acceptable. Bob Lewis would have failed him :laugh:

he would have failed you for spelling tiger "tyger"

which reminds me of a little tale told to carol voderman by rick wakeman last week
he was sat on the netty when his little daughter pushed open the door and asked him 'WHERE DOES POO' come from dad?

so he explained how
when she had her breakfast and her tummy churned it all up and
a magic part of her tummy used all the good stuff then what was left the tummy pushed out of her bottom
she thought for a minute then said
'WELL WHAT ABOUT TIGGER???

The Poolie Bunker

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