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 Post subject: Your DNA
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 3:40 pm 
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Anyone on here had there DNA verified….had mine done a few years back, but been informed that due to advances in DNA, the company has had my DNA upgraded and sent me my new more extensive parentage.
Funny how we think our ancestors have lived in this town for years, but it comes up with surprises
I’m now…

43% English.
17% Irish
15% Scottish Borders
11% German
7% Dutch
7% Danish…..funny old world innit. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 3:58 pm 
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Where did you get it done Snowy?


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Irish and Scottish Borders no surprise, they came to Hartlepool in the 19th century as migrants to work.


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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 4:07 pm 
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Yer a mucky mixture, Matey !!!

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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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Snowy wrote:
Anyone on here had there DNA verified….had mine done a few years back, but been informed that due to advances in DNA, the company has had my DNA upgraded and sent me my new more extensive parentage.
Funny how we think our ancestors have lived in this town for years, but it comes up with surprises
I’m now…

43% English.
17% Irish
15% Scottish Borders
11% German
7% Dutch
7% Danish…..funny old world innit. :lol:


Bit of Viking in there Snowy with the German/Danish connection, had mine done earlier in the year as an Xmas present and I'm 55% Irish, 31% Ulster Scots( Northern Ireland/Central Scotland) and 12% Northern English and 2% Devon and Somerset.
So I'm a full on Guinness/Whisky drinker with a little bit of cider thrown in :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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Stocksfield_Poolie wrote:
Where did you get it done Snowy?

Ancestry. Com…

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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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derwent wrote:
Yer a mucky mixture, Matey !!!

The daughter said I should get the wife to find out her roots…no point, there’d be just a big stamp saying ‘YORKSHIRE’….they all moved to West Hartlepool from Carlton Miniot when the docks were built.

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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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Stocksfield_Poolie wrote:
Irish and Scottish Borders no surprise, they came to Hartlepool in the 19th century as migrants to work.

wonder if there were signs out saying no irish, scottish or dogs. so thats a help with the reason part of the family was from the scottish borders. funny thing this DNA as the percentage of polish in me is higher than my lads partner who was born there.


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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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When West Hartlepool was being built there was no one to complain to…they built their own ‘community’ up Hart Lane …. roughly the land where Hart Lane Cemetery is now and called it ‘California’ and it was all just fields.

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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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Snowy wrote:
derwent wrote:
Yer a mucky mixture, Matey !!!

The daughter said I should get the wife to find out her roots…no point, there’d be just a big stamp saying ‘YORKSHIRE’….they all moved to West Hartlepool from Carlton Miniot when the docks were built.


She might get a surprise because I think the area you mentioned her clan was from was Danelaw which could suggest a major Viking element.

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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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Hmm, that would certainly explain a lot….the blonde hair, , the nights spent polishing her helmet with the horns in …. :o

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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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I'd be terrified to have mine done incase it came back with somewhere in Africa in it.

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Hartleblue wrote:
I'd be terrified to have mine done incase it came back with somewhere in Africa in it.

like jamie who must be 50% african and the rest south asian.


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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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accrington fan wrote:
Hartleblue wrote:
I'd be terrified to have mine done incase it came back with somewhere in Africa in it.

like jamie who must be 50% african and the rest south asian.


Throw in a bit of Father Jack too. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Your DNA
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Rumour has it that Jamie's DNA report came back with the comment "sorry to disappoint but we don't do Jigsaw puzzles"

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Rumours have it they lost the box lid with the picture on….mind you it was only a 4 piece jigsaw.

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Snowy wrote:
Rumours have it they lost the box lid with the picture on….mind you it was only a 4 piece jigsaw.

careful you,ll get cancelled. thats close to an old irish joke about paddy and his 2 piece jigsaw.


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One liner from this year's Edinburgh Festival:

"To the person who stole my bank card and spent all my money on ancestry.com – you know who you are."


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hartleblue wrote:
I'd be terrified to have mine done incase it came back with somewhere in Africa in it.

I don't know who to believe...the book of Genesis or Adam and Eve...


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I’d give them both a wide berth.

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